He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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