id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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