his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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