my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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