i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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