I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
