I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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