There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I smell like Dick and happiness
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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