ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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