I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
