Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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