was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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