omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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