What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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