maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
They took my balls.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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