He kissed a someone with a penis
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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