well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Dignity is for republicans.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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