Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Blood and glitter go together right?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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