On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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