There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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