Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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