____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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