Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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