the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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