we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
