I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
