Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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