we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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