It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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