there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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