Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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