It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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