Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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