What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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