Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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