This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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