Me. At least after what I've been through.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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