at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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