I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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