that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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