I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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