Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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