bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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