I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize