I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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