Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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