We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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