Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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