i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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