Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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