she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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