All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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