OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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