Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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